Oh, hey! Remember me? Remember that time we hung out and I told jokes and you were all, “OK, weirdo. We get it. You’re strangely desperate for attention.” HAHAHAHA. Good times.
I wish I could tell you that I’ve been away accomplishing heroic, virtually impossible feats of bad-assery like saving children from burning buildings
Or fist fighting an octopus
Or reading the iTunes Terms and Conditions
But the truth is, I’ve been working.
And once and a while I took a break to cry-shout at infomercials. And then I usually just worked some more.
But guess what!? I’ve finally typed enough words to be caught up on all of my projects! YAY!
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