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38 Responses to I’m not leaving my house again until this is a real thing

    That is all.

  2. Mayor Gia says:

    I would like this. Or a built-in emergency escape button (maybe strap a rocket pack to my back?)

  3. Pish Posh says:

    I will totally purchase this kit

    and also either a pause button, a rewind button to clear up social faux pas, or a choose your own adventure book of my life where I can go back in time and choose another version

  4. Suniverse says:

    Let’s get on this. Now.

  5. jillsmo says:

    oh my god I love you

  6. Jessica says:

    The best. Where can I buy one? (Harry Potter version, of course)

  7. Red says:

    Can you add a portable hole? ON second thought, the invisibility cloak is better, because then after you faux pas you can hide, but still hear the fall out.
    You’re too much.

  8. Kelly says:

    Is there any way to add an angry cornish pixie to my order? It would help to have something to distract them with while I’m putting on my cloak.

  9. Scott says:

    But Harry’s crew don’t view themselves as awkward socially or otherwise… that second kit is like the pet rock… but great to give as a gift!


  10. dawntracy34 says:

    Hi! This is really amazing! I love this Harry Potter edition.

  11. OMG I already have the white sheet! I can almost leave the house!

  12. This is my new site that I LOVE! Great posts, you are amazingly funny and creative!

  13. Tracy35 says:

    You always share with us a great and full of fun creation, but still… I wany something more.. Thanks for always make me smile..”)

  14. Katie says:

    I would buy this!

    I just discovered your blog, and I’m very excited to read more of your posts. Everything I’ve seen so far has been wonderful.

  15. Bethany153 says:

    Awesome! It’s better to be ready before leaving everything. Cool ideas!

  16. Throw in a list of believable excuses to leave a party/social event and/or end a phone conversation and I’d buy it for sure.

  17. Ayyie says:

    Great job for the ideas you have shared us here…I like this post actually…

  18. Red says:

    I so love your blog, I’m awarding you a Liebster Blog award! The details are on my post from today. Check it out – and congratulations!

  19. Ms.Taylor says:

    What a great creation, I am planning to buy that one”).

  20. Anne Woodman says:

    Just discovered your blog through Clay Baboons…. funny! Especially liked the post mentioning the possibility of my progeny gaining extra limbs to carry groceries (I always eschew the grocery baskets, too, at my own expense).

  21. Holly Folly says:

    I want a Harry Potter edition. Except that I would never take the bed sheet off. And my husband would leave me because he has a low enough opinion of my social skills as it is and this would just push him over the top.

    I guess that is what the cyanide pill is for, huh?

  22. Vanessa says:

    That is so funny! 🙂

  23. Arline says:

    You make me smile with your creation, I think if it is on the eBook set.up this will gonna be more fun…

  24. Can I go ahead and make a deposit on one of these kits??? Please?

  25. Emma says:

    Why has nobody thought of this before??!


  26. AnnaLou says:

    This is really interesting to read…I bet my friends will like your humor here…

  27. Chique Weiz says:

    This is funny! If only we could buy and sell this kit. This kit is practical and at the same time ideal.

  28. Kelley says:

    Ha! This is hilarious! So, so love the Harry Potter edition. (BTW, I have missed your blog! It’s been too long since I’ve been by!)

  29. Momfever says:

    This is seriously funny. I often feel awkward in social situations and would love the invisibility cloak, so i won’t have to use the cyanide.

  30. OMD. I so have to have that.

    • Did you demo the old kitchen cabinets? Its hard to tell from the sideways picture but the existing ones that were there looked really nice.. was that just an optical illusion??Good luck with the kitchen reno.. they are long but so rewarding! Bonus that you have an extra kitchen and don’t need to gain an xtra 10lbs from eating pizza every meal like I did 🙂

  31. Amanda says:

    What a lovely and funny story! You make me laugh! thank you for sharing this to us.

  32. Okay, I can’t comment because it’s just too brilliant…

  33. Sarah says:

    Love it!!
    Where can I get one?!? 🙂

  34. Gnetch says:

    I think I need this. Especially the invisibility cloak. But I’d need it in black. Because I’m painfully clumsy and white never stayed white when I wear it.

  35. Caroline72 says:

    I do linking with my laptop but you have an amazing version, Isn’t? Funny creation..

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