Remember last year when the internet was my Valentine? And Jake Ryan totally wasn’t.
Well, this year work is apparently my Valentine.
But I haven’t forgotten about you, and I have something new coming for Thursday. Something with pictures! And in the meantime, I’ve made you something else!
Last year, realizing how small the marketing for angry Valentines cards was, I made a Valentine for you to give to those you love to hate, your frenemies:
This year, as Hallmark continues to fail those of us who are spreading more than just love around, I’ve made a card for you to share with your nemesi! (I have to assume you have more than one nemesis–especially on a day like Valentine’s day.)
You’re welcome? Probably not. But this is happening anyway.
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Excellent! I’ll take a dozen. I have many a nemesi.
Hahah cute, I need to go make an enemy.
I imagine I’ll be getting these from my 3 and 6 year old in about ten years.
Love how the words are all ‘hearty and sweet’ looking.
Can I get that card in bulk, seriously;)
Hmm…certain people at work come to mind…my car…the area gas stations…my overcrowded gym (seriously when will the Resolutioners give up?)…
I never knew i had so many nemesi!
I think I need a few of these. I kinda want to make a candy or a cookie with that on them and hand them out to people I don’t like at work. They probably wouldn’t even read it but it would make me feel better.
Loved this! (pissed I didn’t think of it)
Ha ha, “you’re ruining everything!” hahahahahaha!!!!
You make every day Valentine’s Day. The sugary kind. Not the drinking alone kind.
XOXOXOXO