Remember last year when the internet was my Valentine? And Jake Ryan totally wasn’t.

Well, this year work is apparently my Valentine.

But I haven’t forgotten about you, and I have something new coming for Thursday. Something with pictures! And in the meantime, I’ve made you something else!

Last year, realizing how small the marketing for angry Valentines cards was, I made a Valentine for you to give to those you love to hate, your frenemies:

This year, as Hallmark continues to fail those of us who are spreading more than just love around, I’ve made a card for you to share with your¬†nemesi! (I have to assume you have more than one nemesis–especially on a day like Valentine’s day.)

You’re welcome? Probably not. But this is happening anyway.

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10 Responses to happy Valentine’s day?

  1. Excellent! I’ll take a dozen. I have many a nemesi.

  2. Mayor Gia says:

    Hahah cute, I need to go make an enemy.

  3. Skwishee says:

    I imagine I’ll be getting these from my 3 and 6 year old in about ten years.

  4. MommaKiss says:

    Love how the words are all ‘hearty and sweet’ looking.

  5. Amy says:

    Can I get that card in bulk, seriously;)

  6. Red says:

    Hmm…certain people at work come to mind…my car…the area gas stations…my overcrowded gym (seriously when will the Resolutioners give up?)…
    I never knew i had so many nemesi!

  7. Holly Folly says:

    I think I need a few of these. I kinda want to make a candy or a cookie with that on them and hand them out to people I don’t like at work. They probably wouldn’t even read it but it would make me feel better.

  8. Amy says:

    Loved this! (pissed I didn’t think of it)

  9. Ha ha, “you’re ruining everything!” hahahahahaha!!!!

  10. Suniverse says:

    You make every day Valentine’s Day. The sugary kind. Not the drinking alone kind.
    XOXOXOXO

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