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It’s the little things in life we need to be grateful for…
LOL, I’m sure many could use these cards!
I could totally use one of these cards — if I knew where my dad lived. (It’s funny ’cause it’s true.)
I’m pretty sure if you tried to sell these, people would buy them. My fav was the cigarettes one. Is it wrong that I was a little gutted my dad never did that so I couldn’t buy him it?… you don’t need to answer that I one, I know the answer already.
This post gave me a mild panic attack. I thought today might be Father’s Day, and I had forgotten all about it. Thankfully I don’t have to feel bad about forgetting until next Sunday. Whew! I am a mediocre daughter.
Never thought I would be bummed that my Dad never cheated, but then I saw your Teddy Bear IPod Father’s Day card. Aaaaand….now I am a horribly bad daughter.
HA…. ooo… HAHAHHAHA!!! I so could have used these before my dad took off and never called again! (Don’t worry… I’m over the sad part… it’s been a long time.)
Happy Father’s Day indeed. Thanks for the laughs!
I just want to spend a day with you.
You, so talented.
And, screw the #FF hashtag…I’m going to start the #SFFF hashtag with you.
xo
Although you would likely be tragically disappointed, you’re welcome at my house anytime.
I would like one of each, please.
How do you not work for Hallmark already?
This made me well up and get all sentimental. Damn it.
You fucked up the title of this post. Actually, these are excellent father’s day cards for mediocre dads. And how dare you continue to show off how frickin’ funny you are? Damn.
Did you do the same for mother’s day? If so, I missed that one. But if you didn’t, you should do a belated post with those. It would be awesome.
If only my dad were still alive, I could send any one of these to him, if I cared enough to even send him a card, that is. Asshole didn’t even buy me anything after he cheated on Mom. Ever.
Love these! One of these is going to my dad and one to my husband from our son.
You are my new internet crush!
You are hilarious!!
Hahaha!!! So sad that these are appropriate for many dads out there. It’s sad and it’s funny! You’re awesome!
I am giving the thanks for not setting me on fire one to my husband from our cat…I am not even waiting until next father’s day
When I lived in New Orleans there was a gift shop that actually had cards like these. My favorite one was in the love section and it simply said, “I want my shit back.”
Nice job! Well done!
Man, I got screwed. When my dad cheated, all I got was a few visits from the cops. Where’s my cool shit?!