23 Responses to ugh. haircuts.

  1. Mayor Gia says:

    Ha! I’m stuck in a cycle of
    1. Try to grow it out
    2. See too many split ends
    3. Get all my progress trimmed off
    4. Go back to step 1.

    • Amy says:

      Me too. My hair is physically incapable of growing past the top of my boobs. At that point the ends get fuzzy and it starts splitting faster than growing. Get trim, begin again. I have EXCELLENT nails though. I could break diamonds with them. Go figure.

  2. Chooplah says:

    I’m stuck in the “the bottom half of my hair is black, the top half is a dirty brown reddish” phase. So sexy.

  3. Holly Folly says:

    I have been meaning to get my hair cut since thanksgiving. It’s to my waist now. But since I live in the middle of nowhere I have to make a drive to get to the hair place and then I have to- heaven forbid- spend money on myself. But then I just end up using my haircut money to buy books. But in my defense I totally needed Storey’s Guide to Raising Chickens. Totally.

  4. Skwishee says:

    Last time I got a haircut it was because my youngest kept pulling herself up with it. She’s four now… probably time for another one.

  5. WilyGuy says:

    Moments like these don’t make me miss my hair. I struggle with perfection as well, so I’m right there with you on that fleeting moment. I think I’m like that with the lawn.


  6. Diane says:

    I know the feeling. Hahaha! I so can relate to this!

  7. Alexis says:

    I’ve been cultivating “the vermonter” which is where you hardly ever get your hair cut but pretend you are really happy with a long shapeless blob of hair on your head. It’s so long it gets stuck in my armpits when I sleep and actually wakes me up.

    I think I have a hair problem. This is like saying that Thing has a hair problem.

  8. Suniverse says:

    I get my haircut a couple of times a year, maybe. Because it’s so damn curly, it’s hard to tell when it’s too long.

  9. red says:

    Oh, it happens so quickly for me. Short hair gets too long way too fast!

  10. Arieloser says:

    Don’t even remind me…

    oh my gosh and BANGS. Screw that.

  11. Jessica says:

    This is so me, I just got my cut and thank goodness I love the color because the cut is out of my comfort zone.

  12. Clip Snark says:

    I love this! For me it is a different cycle. Every day the temperature is above 80 degrees I have the same internal monologue. “I should cut all of my hair off, it’s so long and I feet hot and gross and sweaty. But remember when you cut your hair short that ONE time and you hated it so hard that you swore you would never do that again? OK, I won’t cut my hair short.”

  13. Erica Burns says:

    This may be the truest thing I have EVER seen on the internet. I say this as I am going to get a haircut tomorrow!

  14. tracey says:

    My hair grows freaking fast. So I either pay a lot to have someone cut it too short ON PURPOSE or I just let it grow to my waist so that I look like a woman trying to hold onto her youth (which I am). Currently, it is at my waist and has dead ends. I am sexy like that.

  15. Alexandra says:

    Exactly. Substitute word “ugly” “ugly” “ugly” “Beautiful!” “Ugly
    and you’ve just walked a mile (well, a few blocks) in my shoes.

    Love your stuff, K.

  16. My hair grows excessively quickly. A week after having a haircut, my hair has returned to the length it was before I had it cut… NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY CUT OFF.

    I also hate going to the hairdressers… Because I can’t cope with small-talk.

  17. Ashley says:

    This is the story of my life. My bangs were cut a little short about a week ago. Yesterday they were still too short and today they are just right. How that happens, I don’t know.

  18. I have no hair, well, none that could be considered worth cutting at least.
    BUT I can apply your infinity principle to bananas.

    Got to store: Buy bananas. (never ripe)
    Place in kitchen.
    Not ripe.
    Not Ripe.
    Getting there (judged by a look and squeeze appraisal)
    NOW, right now, now now now… perfect banana.

    Then… 3 minutes and 22 seconds later.

    Too squishy.


  19. Kristen says:

    Wow! You really nailed it with this one. My life in a nutshell exactly!!! I am now trying to keep a short cut but I really DO get like one good day a month. And that day never happens when i need it for a night on the town. Frustrating!!! Thanks for the laughs!

  20. Heather says:

    So true…which is why mine is usually pinned back except for the first day after the cut and maybe the last day before the next one 🙂

  21. Agnes says:

    hahaha loved this one. Thats exactly how i feel whenever i cut my bangs. Thats exactly how i am feeling right now since i got a haircut 2 days ago!

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