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Ha! I’m stuck in a cycle of
1. Try to grow it out
2. See too many split ends
3. Get all my progress trimmed off
4. Go back to step 1.
Me too. My hair is physically incapable of growing past the top of my boobs. At that point the ends get fuzzy and it starts splitting faster than growing. Get trim, begin again. I have EXCELLENT nails though. I could break diamonds with them. Go figure.
I’m stuck in the “the bottom half of my hair is black, the top half is a dirty brown reddish” phase. So sexy.
I have been meaning to get my hair cut since thanksgiving. It’s to my waist now. But since I live in the middle of nowhere I have to make a drive to get to the hair place and then I have to- heaven forbid- spend money on myself. But then I just end up using my haircut money to buy books. But in my defense I totally needed Storey’s Guide to Raising Chickens. Totally.
Last time I got a haircut it was because my youngest kept pulling herself up with it. She’s four now… probably time for another one.
Moments like these don’t make me miss my hair. I struggle with perfection as well, so I’m right there with you on that fleeting moment. I think I’m like that with the lawn.
WG
I know the feeling. Hahaha! I so can relate to this!
I’ve been cultivating “the vermonter” which is where you hardly ever get your hair cut but pretend you are really happy with a long shapeless blob of hair on your head. It’s so long it gets stuck in my armpits when I sleep and actually wakes me up.
I think I have a hair problem. This is like saying that Thing has a hair problem.
I get my haircut a couple of times a year, maybe. Because it’s so damn curly, it’s hard to tell when it’s too long.
Oh, it happens so quickly for me. Short hair gets too long way too fast!
Don’t even remind me…
oh my gosh and BANGS. Screw that.
This is so me, I just got my cut and thank goodness I love the color because the cut is out of my comfort zone.
I love this! For me it is a different cycle. Every day the temperature is above 80 degrees I have the same internal monologue. “I should cut all of my hair off, it’s so long and I feet hot and gross and sweaty. But remember when you cut your hair short that ONE time and you hated it so hard that you swore you would never do that again? OK, I won’t cut my hair short.”
feet = feel
Time for sleepies.
This may be the truest thing I have EVER seen on the internet. I say this as I am going to get a haircut tomorrow!
My hair grows freaking fast. So I either pay a lot to have someone cut it too short ON PURPOSE or I just let it grow to my waist so that I look like a woman trying to hold onto her youth (which I am). Currently, it is at my waist and has dead ends. I am sexy like that.
Exactly. Substitute word “ugly” “ugly” “ugly” “Beautiful!” “Ugly
and you’ve just walked a mile (well, a few blocks) in my shoes.
Love your stuff, K.
My hair grows excessively quickly. A week after having a haircut, my hair has returned to the length it was before I had it cut… NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY CUT OFF.
I also hate going to the hairdressers… Because I can’t cope with small-talk.
This is the story of my life. My bangs were cut a little short about a week ago. Yesterday they were still too short and today they are just right. How that happens, I don’t know.
I have no hair, well, none that could be considered worth cutting at least.
BUT I can apply your infinity principle to bananas.
Got to store: Buy bananas. (never ripe)
Place in kitchen.
Not ripe.
Not Ripe.
Getting there (judged by a look and squeeze appraisal)
AAAaalmost.
Aaaaaaaalmoooooost
NOW, right now, now now now… perfect banana.
Then… 3 minutes and 22 seconds later.
Too squishy.
Dammit.
Wow! You really nailed it with this one. My life in a nutshell exactly!!! I am now trying to keep a short cut but I really DO get like one good day a month. And that day never happens when i need it for a night on the town. Frustrating!!! Thanks for the laughs!
So true…which is why mine is usually pinned back except for the first day after the cut and maybe the last day before the next one 🙂
hahaha loved this one. Thats exactly how i feel whenever i cut my bangs. Thats exactly how i am feeling right now since i got a haircut 2 days ago!