From the monthly archives: November 2011

*There is one noteworthy exception to this chart, and that is on the occasion that I am being attacked by wildlife. This has happened to me several times. Most recently, I was pushed off of my road bike (while my feet were clipped into the pedals) by an egret.

If anyone has any information about this egret, please contact me:

For the record (and perhaps in my defense), when I got closer to the egret, it looked more like this:

 

 

You may have noticed I don’t have an “About Me” section. (Or maybe you haven’t, because you don’t care.) The truth about the “About Me” section is that I have drafted a few, but they always seemed so dumb. I just couldn’t imagine what anyone would want to know about me. The drafts always went like: I’d try to be sincere; then I’d throw in some jokey stuff; and before too long, I’d hate myself pretty hard, junk the draft and go do something else.

So recently, I answered some questions on Twitter, and they might be as close to “About Me” as I ever get. I’m repost-ing the questions/answers here, in case they are of interest.

And that’s about the extent of it. It’s short and sweet, and still somehow probably more then you ever dreamed you wanted to know about me.

If I’ve somehow missed something, feel free to leave a question or two in the comment section. I’ll do my best to fill in the gaps.

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