*The following post was written in a delirious state of sleep deprivation. I returned from a wedding-weekend extravaganza only hours ago, and I am so tired I could curl up in a ball and sleep in my garage for a week. Seriously. I’m not picky anymore. Just let me sleep.
First, let me say: If you’re in the mood for some bad drawings, I’m guest posting at the hilariously irreverent Jillsmo’s place today. See me take on the This Is Me Meme.
And now, for the results tens of people have been waiting for…
I’ll start by saying that I had no idea that the giveaway was going to be such a success. Thanks to everyone who entered, faux feuded (really feuded?), blogged or tweeted to help promote my first-ever give away.
A special thanks to VitaminP of Your Headlights Are Out for being the judge. I have it on good authority that he was very thoughtful, diplomatic and careful with his deliberation. (Seriously, he explained his process via e-mail, and he was not messing around.)
Here’s an excerpt from the e-mail:
“Murderparty is more than just indelible rage. Murderparty isn’t something fun or cool that you invite your friends to and have wine spritzers at. Murderparty is bigger than that. It’s bigger than all of us. And that one comment that summed up what, to this alkee, Murderparty is really all about…belonged to Princess Muffintop (twitter handle PMuffintop), who I declare the winner of this contest.”
So congratulations to Princess Muffintop, the proud new owner of a vampire squid/murder party shirt. Can I just say: Please never wear it while being arrested.
Here’s the winning comment:
Because saw about ten times the comments I expected, I decided to randomly select a second winner. And the second winner is…
FranceRants (twitter handle FranceRants)
(If you have a recommendation for a better software or program to pick a random winner from a comment section, I’m all ears. I searched for an hour, and although it wasn’t exactly what I wanted, it did get the job done.) (It doesn’t help that I’m pretty sure I’m sleep walking right now.)
Congratulations to both winners. Please e-mail me (the21stcenturymrs@gmail.com), so I can get your shirts to you.
If you didn’t win, I have some good news: Because some of you threatened to kill me (lovingly I’m sure) if I could not get vampire squid/murder party shirts to you, I am going to spend some time this week getting a Cafe Press store open. More on that later.
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she deserved it for that one…..LOL
it’s perfect!
Congratulations!!!!! Princess Muffintop!
I am FUCKING PISSED I didn’t win.
But I have to give it to Princess Muffintop – she rocked that MurderParty like it was her job.
I’d say get some rest, but you’re being VERY entertaining.
XO!
wow, I’m really happy for you…no not at all
All I have to say is that it’s a good thing the winners were selected randomly.
A good thing.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. This is the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. Sorry kids.
BUT… in the words of the great Jessie Spano from Saved By The Bell, I’m so excited… I’m so scared! Even though I will cherish this tshirt forever, I know how hardcore our gang is. So Murder Party Street Crew? Please don’t cut a princess.
Also, a special thank you to my favorite gun-wielding panda, you are awesome times infinity. Don’t ever change.
Wow… I just won the most violent contest of all time. Word.
I can honestly say, she knows murderparty best.
Thanks for the best giveaway I’ve ever been in.
EVER.
And I’ve won salad dressing baskets, so I know what I’m talking about.
Thanks so much for the shirt!
I will wear it PROUDLY. And it will give all the other moms at my kids school another reason to look at me, cock their head, and wonder….WTF is she wearing now?
It’s been a week of disappointments. The Mrs. disappeared for a few days causing much separation anxiety. Then, Princess Muffintop revealed that she is not really a muffin. She went on a Boone’s Farm bender, so we forgave her. Now that she’s won the only shirt I’ve ever considered murdering for, and I don’t know if I can forgive her. (I can b/c she is awesome.)
Maybe we could make the shirt into a Sisterhood of the Traveling Vampire Squid situation where we pass it back and forth, have adventures (murderparties), write about them, and make millions…..Ok I will try to let it go.
WTF? My kid saw the shirt I won and wants to borrow it?
One word: NO! Now go away…….
Nice!
Congrats 🙂
Have fun with that too – Cafe Press is totally addictive! LOL
Congratulations to the winners! I am so happy that I am going to invite them to my MURDER PARTY!! OH, yes I am! Muhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!