Going for a joyride on a wrecking ball
Gargling sawdust
Riding an anemic pony through the desert
Losing a slap fight to a bald eagle
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I agree completely… I don’t really like where I’m at now but I just can’t be bothered to move again! I’ve moved once a year for the past 4 years… Not just locally but across country.
And….”I’m not sure if you’re napping or dying, but we definitely don’t have time for either” is now going to be quoted somewhere by me in the social media world.
Your blog is the best part of my day. Every post is hysterical. Love it!
Hiring movers is where it’s at. I will never try to self-move again.
Also, your hair looks quite nice for a horse-ride through the desert.
Brilliant. I am moving soon in a month or so. Just down the road. I refuse to think about it.
I might go ride an anemic pony.
It’s funny cuz it’s true…and sad, so sad.
Dude, that eagle kicked your ASS
My sentiments exactly. Except that I’d add farting nails to that. And maybe walking on sunshine? I’ve always found that a disturbing image. You?
Nine times in ten years. Eight of those have been with numerous children tagging along. I effing hate moving. This last move? I was 8 months pregnant. And it was on the worst weather day of the year. Floods. Tornadoes. I kept waiting for locusts to show.
Moving is horrible.
POSTED October 7, 2012 at 4:42 amIf you decide to branch out into developing this or something similar for Android, I’d love to be on board as a tester. I can’t find anything in a traditional to-do list or planner system on Android that quite meets my needs and this would be very close. Despite having many great to-do list apps, Android seems to be lacking in other productivity type apps.
My house goes on the market tomorrow. Oh god, what have I done?
Losing a slap fight to a bald eagle… This is something I have learnt. And by learnt I mean I have experienced more than once but each time think it going to be okay even though the last time left me unconscious and bleeding out. All the same, I love to slap a bald eagle and I definitely have not learnt my lesson.
We are moving the girl to school on Thursday. We have packed NOT ONE FUCKING THING SO FAR. Plus, the husband and I are both working horrific hours this week before we leave.
Garbage bags work, right? RIGHT?
Sorry it’s so sucky, but LOVE YOUR POSTS.
I hate the idea of moving, too! I can’t imagine having to pack three-years worth of stuff I accumulated and then unpack them all to a new place. The idea is already stressing me out.
This is awesome! The thought of gargling sawdust is right up there with swimming in a crystal clear natural pool somewhere. Both sound so refreshing!
I accidently ate a mouthful of sawdust one.. Not one of the nicest experiences I ever had. It tasted a lot like my mother-in-laws cooking actually 🙂
I hate moving. THe idea of moving makes me want to vomit.
Other than that, this post is the cutest thing ever.
You are so brilliant.
I hate moving so much that I would rather pay people to move me so that my friends don’t have to hate me for asking them to help me, and I don’t have to hate them for giving me some lame excuse for not wanting to help, and then I can just assume that that they love me and would do anything for me. I hate moving. so. much. but I love my friends. They would do anything for me.