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11 Responses to past self and future self

  1. DawnA says:

    2/3 of those involve injury/potential injury. May I suggest a MedicAl*rt necklace to be worn when you are home? Although, if you knock yourself out with items precariously placed on upper cabinet shelves it would not be helpful.

  2. Future past me is always screwing future present me over. In fact, there are times where I will literally think, “That’s a problem for future me,” as if it’s a different person.

  3. Jaime says:

    I’m fully convinced my past self is an asshole. Constantly putting things in places thinking, “I’ll never forget where I put that” and then when I actually need to use whatever it is I put away, I can NEVER find it.

  4. WilyGuy says:

    I don’t need a past self, I have children to leave tripping hazards and generally cause cute mayhem.

  5. jillsmo says:

    WHY falling??

    Why, indeed…..

  6. Luda says:

    Past drunk self is especially an asshole.

  7. Suniverse says:

    Every time Past Self tells me to do some bullshit like Live In The Moment, it never bodes well for Future Self. EVER.

    Past Self never learns – I think Past Self has Alzheimers.

  8. Ashley Z says:

    You’re not alone….drunk self loves to hide things from sober self. Although, I think drunk self has a better sense of humor than stoned self because, usually I laugh at what drunk self has done, and can remember some of the logic behind it. With stoned self, I just sit there scratching my head being like wtf what I thinking? Not cool, stoned self, not cool.

  9. Nighttime Nicole always screws Morning Nicole.
    Nighttime Nicole is lazy and stupid.

  10. I always pass on picking up more coffee when I’m out & about b/c I’m so exhausted and just want to get home. Next morning I’m pissed at myself. Same goes for not charging my computer or phone. Next day, like clockwork, the electricity is out.

  11. sinddy says:

    ha ha that’s me! i always do stupid choice

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