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11 Responses to work productivity through the holidays

  1. Taylor Made says:

    This is exactly 100% true except that you should start the chart at the God phase if you’re talking about me. Because THAT’S WHERE I LIVE.

  2. WilyGuy says:

    OMG! It’s mere days after Thanksgiving and I just realized Thanksgiving is coming! It’s a mere 362 days away. You can’t let that sh*t catch you by surprise you know…

    Guess by your chart my production is about to spiral downward…

  3. Hmmm I wonder how this shakes out when you work at home. By yourself. And you barely get paid. And there’s no Christmas party opportunity for you to accidentally act like a doofus. Where does the doofus in you go?


  4. When I used to work in an office, I’m pretty sure I flatlined through ‘bare minimum’ the entire year…

  5. Chrissy says:

    *snicker* “What your boss thinks is bare minimum” is great. You could fit about three more bullet points in between that and “Actual bare minimum”. Things like “Napping under your desk” and “Starting an underground paperclip smuggling ring”.

    Hilarious as always!!

  6. Laine says:

    I was wondering the same thing as Nicole!

  7. That’s a perfect capture of the phenomenon, just don’t let my boss see that.

  8. Suniverse says:

    This is exactly my life.


  9. Sheriji says:

    I’m not sure which is funnier — the “You are a god among men” part with nothing anywhere near it, or the rallying just in time to accidentally sexually harass someone. I’ve just discovered your blog, and am really enjoying it!

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