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17 Responses to the life expectancy of french fries

  1. You forgot their breeding capabilities. Baby undead French Fries! 😉

  2. NerdGirl says:

    The french fries that never spoiled was the most disturbing part of ‘Supersize Me.’ After I saw the movie, I swore off french fries…which lasted for about a month before I caved to the salty, deep-fried deliciousness.

  3. Suniverse says:

    Hmmm . . . I bet I could cut that time in 1/2. Well, maybe not the undead fries portion, but an outside 20 minutes at a restaurant? Sure, if I’m also eating the husband’s.

  4. Great, zombie french fries… Thanks for the nightmares.

  5. jillsmo says:

    OMG I just pissed my pants.


  6. Jen says:

    Yeah, this made me laugh and kinda scared me all at the same time.

  7. Taylor says:

    Please hurry up and write more. i started your blog yesterday afternoon and I even slept and watched Dexter and ate since then and I’m already done with your blog. HURRY UUUUPPP!!!

  8. I never understood why they go so frecking cold.
    Shouldn’t they just become room temp?
    I’ve lost sleep from this 😉

  9. And there I was thinking that the most disturbing part about french fries is that they feel the need to spray them — them being theoretically made from strips of potato — with fake potato FLAVOR.

    Just goes to show, in the world of fast food…it always gets worse.
    The real horror is that most of us don’t care.
    Mmmm….now I want some french fries!

  10. Alexandra says:

    BUT…what about the french fries that end up underneath the seats in the minivan??????

  11. Anna Nonamus says:

    That may just be the cutest cartoon ever.

  12. Henry says:

    I agree with @Lady Estroge, fried have this amazing ability to go cold at the drop of a hat. It seems every time I go into a burger place and order fires, the fries seem cold by the time I’ve found a table to site at.. One of the mysteries of the universe.

  13. Jan says:

    Great post! It reminds me of the time my mom was in the hospital and every time I visited here over a weeks time I noticed a french fry on the floor of the elevator.

    It’s probably still there 🙂


  14. Mike says:

    lol, so funny yet so true!

    Love your cartoon, the vampire french fry is hilarious!

  15. And this is why I’m no longer allowed to eat in the car 🙁

  16. Prof59 says:

    The shortest life expectancy of any french fry is the one that is in your take-out bag. The fries will last only as long as your trip home, regardless of that distance.
    Once I’m home, any remaining fries are ignored. Car fries are the most delicious! Until they get under your seat, of course.

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