Nothing cuts through the red tape of bureaucracy like the razor-sharp teeth of a great white shark!
Sharks are great motivators.
Looking for that extra incentive your employees need to stay focused? Well, look no further.
Sharks can improve employees’ health.
Does your company have a wellness program? Well, being chased by sharks is great cardio! Imagine how quickly your employees will be whipped into shape while swimming away from sharks in a freshly chummed tank.
Onsite fitness centers are all the rage these days, and think of the money your company will save in health insurance costs as employees burn those pounds swimming for their lives*! (*Life insurance claims may increase.)
Sharks will speed up your approval processes.
Hate lapsed deadlines? Can’t get your projects approved on time? Sharks can help!
Sharks can help with team-building.
Stop wasting money on employee workshops that promote teamwork, because nothing brings people together like surviving a life-threatening experience. The next time someone falls head first into the shark tank, encourage your employees to fish him out.
Sharks will boost morale.
Because every day that you don’t die between the jaws of a powerful predator is a great day.
Sharks in the workplace are sure to be the next big trend. Because when you’re working with sharks, you’re not just working like it’s your job. You’re working like your life depends on it.
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