you may not be a pisces anymore, but i’m pretty sure i’m still a bitch

*disclaimer: I’ve never have a lot of patience for astrological whathaveyou.

Conversations overheard in my 21st Century home:

Me: So earlier this week, news outlets started reporting that astrological calendars may be a month off. Be on the look out for Facebook status updates along the lines of “What do you mean I’m not a Gemini anymore? Why, God, why?!?!”

The Mr: Wait, so what am I now?

Me: WHO CARES?!?!?!

Aaaaaand scene.