In your lifetime, you will visit many parks, including…

Community parks

National parks

Theme parks

All of the parks you visit will be made of equal parts entertainment and nostalgia…with one egregious exception.

Office parks

Naming a collection of office buildings an “office park” is thoughtless at best and at worst, the most vicious bait and switch ever.

There is no merriment to be had at an office park; there is only the making of the business plans and the eating of the microwave meals and the passive-aggressive coworkers and the aggressive-aggressive halogen lighting.